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Louisiana Democrat claims 'ghost' planted meth at his home, falsely reports stabbing: sheriff
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Bradley K. Sperman
2018-10-05 05:50:28 UTC
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A Louisiana man who claimed that a ghost planted drugs on him
after he was hit in the head with an ax — despite having no
visible wounds — is under arrest.

Michael Auttonberry, 59, reported to sheriff's deputies on
Wednesday that there had been a stabbing at his home in West
Monroe, according to arrest records from the Ouachita Parish
Sheriff's Office.

When deputies arrived, Auttonberry shouted at them, and at
people "who were obviously not there," the arrest records said.
Officials noticed that the man had not been stabbed in the head
with an ax as he'd claimed.

Auttonberry told deputies that intruders were in his home —
police determined that this wasn't the case. He allegedly told
authorities that the suspected crystal meth deputies claim to
have found on his nightstand was planted by a "ghost or
intruders" who happened to be climbing out a nearby window —
which police also determined to be false.

Auttonberry was charged with possession of a controlled
dangerous substance and giving a false police report. He was
booked at the Ouachita Correctional Center on a $5,000 bond.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-man-claims-ghost-planted-
meth-at-his-home-falsely-reports-stabbing-sheriff
NoBody
2018-10-05 06:17:19 UTC
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Post by Bradley K. Sperman
A Louisiana man who claimed that a ghost planted drugs on him
after he was hit in the head with an ax — despite having no
visible wounds — is under arrest.
Hippie: "Some cat from the CIA planted some grass on me. Man, I didn't
even know I was carrying it around."

Redneck cop: "Now we gettin' somewhere. How much they find on you, boy?"

Hippie: "300 pounds."

Redneck cop: "You tryin' to tell me you goin' around, carryin' 300
pounds of hay and you didn' know you got it on you, boy?"

Hippie: "Grass, man - grass!"

Redneck cop: "Well, whatever."

Hippie: "Yeah, well man..."

Redneck cop: "When you find all that junk on you, boy, I hope you
turned yourself in."

Hippie: "Yeah, real close, uh..."



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